Our six-hour journey to a single B-side continues. GAME HARD
Our six-hour journey to a single B-side continues. GAME HARD
Celeste is an emotional roller coaster, if roller coasters also destroyed the soul.
We’re nearing five thousand deaths. That’s not really specific to this episode, I just think that’s quite the number.
Everything the light touches… has probably killed me.
Theo deserves way better than the fate I keep tossing him to.
We’ve replaced Matt’s strawberry pie with ENDLESS SPIKES. Let’s see if he notices.
It’s dark and hell is RAPIDLY SHIFTING TEMPERATURES.
You know, I’m PRETTY sure that if there were a secret in this secret room, I’d have found it.
Celeste is not so much a game as it is a rumination on life. For instance, in life as well as in the game, don’t fall on the spikes.
This strawberry is THE WORST.