You will never see a more cuddly corruption than you’ll find here in Goldpaw.
You will never see a more cuddly corruption than you’ll find here in Goldpaw.
An important part of founding a new kingdom is personally starting as many fights as possible without having any sort of heir. It’ll be fine, I’m sure.
It’s time to build a kingdom! I assume it’s somewhere inside this quite lovely egg.
Hello, noble Wyvern King! I have come for diplomacy! Gifts have been loaded into this tiny novelty cannon! Please fit your whole head inside, thank you.
Okay, enough plot. Let’s do the best part of a game that’s filled with best parts and go FIND STUFF.
Fresh off widespread destruction and then a bloody coup, the prospect of just getting shot feels weirdly anticlimactic.
Look, Evan. Everywhere the light touches, that is your kingdom. Wait, wait — I’m sorry, WAS your kingdom. SUCKS TO BE YOU, HUH
Having blown Valua’s mind with the outer limits of our awesomeness, I think it’s time to take this show on the road!
Fresh off of multiple anxiety-producing games, Matt retreats to the safety of a lighthearted and colorful JRPG where nothing bad can ever happen to him, and certainly not within 30 seconds of starting a new game.
Weird how they leave all this out of the travel brochure.